thoughts before thanksgiving dinner...

i'm just waiting until 3:00 when it's time for the turkey-day festivities. mmm, i'm can't wait for the juicy bird, corn pudding, macaroni & cheese...ok, focus.

i just thought i'd share some thoughts roaming through my mind. am i the only one who thinks...

star jones looks better fat?

oprah caters her show to white surbanites?

r. kelly has truly wasted his talent with trapped in the closet?

that he also needs to be shot for fucking that girl who clearly looks 14?

lalah ali is lying about being gay, even after sending out a press release?

it's wrong to cheat on your lover?

intelligence is sexy?

saying what you feel is necessary, and even releasing?

you should strive for better than where you are now?

gays should be married, with every rights as "breeders" (what i like to call straight folk)?

and on that note, that divorce, instead of gay marriage, should be banned?

bre should win america's next top model?

diddy needs to sit his tired ass down somewhere?

laffy taffy is the shit?

kelly tries to sound too much like beyonce?

it was fucked up that they had solange's baby on the destiny's child walmart commercial, but didn't have solange?

being bobby brown should come back, if for nothing else but comic relief?

whitney just needs rehab, a makeover, and a great song for her to have a comeback year?

mariah is working out her comeback like a five-dollar ho...she's riding it for all it's worth?

it's been a while since i've had some mind-blowing, back-blowing, curl-up-in-the-sheets-after-coming sex?

the black eyed peas are the death of hip-hop?

kirstie alley is a damn hypocrite for praising her big-girl figure in fat actress, then jumping on the jenny craig bandwagon?

britney spears is white trash who will be divorced by the end of 2006?

i'm tired of seeing jennifer anniston and paris hilton on the cover of every magazine?

judge mathis is the man?

paul wall has been hanging around too many black people?

black, all shades, is beautiful?

children are a lot more violent, promiscuous and crazy than we were growing up?

getting up at 4 a.m. just to get the best deals at walmart and best buy is insane?

my parents are getting old?

bush needs to get his ass out of office?

i'm tired of trifling people?

we need to make salaries that truly reflect our worth?

black people need another leader like martin luther king, jr.?

being gay is fabulous?

their high school experience was shitty, and college is the best time of your life?

queen latifah should be my wifey?

i'm about ready to eat?