thoughts when you're extremely bored at work..

damn, i need a manicure....

shit, i need a pedicure, too...

i think i'm gonna take a sick day next friday and go out of town...

let me check out amazon.com...

damn, i wish i could bww (blog while working...)

i wish my nosy ass neighbor would stop listening to my phone conversation...

white people are so corny...

tissue, laundry detergent, light bulbs, milk (my grocery store list)...

damn, i need to mail off my car payment by 8 before the last call for mail...naw, it can wait until tomorrow...

why does this ho keep calling my personal line at work...

and i didn't even give her my work number...

i want some chic-fil-a for lunch...

damn, it's only 9:30....

i think you talk just to hear yourself speak, so please stop talking to me. i'm not even listening to what you're saying any more...

i wish that phone would stop ringing...

oh, damn, i'm the one who answers the phones around here...

i could be reading my book right now...

dear abby is on point today...

i need to steal some pens and notebooks out the cabinet before i leave...

why can't we use yahoo messenger...

probably because i'd be on that shit all day...

i want a bag of doritos and a sprite from the vending machine upstairs... fuck the doritos, how about a mr. goodbar...

i think i'm smarter than my supervisor...

don't i have some work to do...