things you shouldn't see on christmas eve....

i made it out alive, but it's like people lose their minds when shopping for those last minute gifts. i just don't understand. being at my sister's for christmas, we spent the day going from store to store, trying to navigate traffic, and almost having to cuss some people out. but some things i saw was just ridiculous. like...

a cop jacking up somebody: so i'm waiting in the parking lot of a local grocery store, waiting for my sister to buy that last item of the day. i'm talking on the phone to jalisa when i see a police car roll up. a female police officer runs out the car, and jacks this young girl against a wall. i couldn't see much after that, cause of course at a black grocery store, everybody went running toward the commotion like a junior high fight. but when sis comes out the store only a couple of minutes later, she tells me that these two girls were trying to fight each other, and i saw one of the girls when we were leaving the parking lot. she looked like an angry h.a.m., with her mama pulling her toward their car. damn, i hope they weren't fighting over some knuckleheaded boy, but with two black females fighting, almost 95 percent of the time that's what it is.

a little white boy looking guilty as hell: we're walking into target, when this boy walks out the store, setting off the alarms and looking like he just stole something. of course, none of the security stop him. he hops on his bike and rolls off. now if that was one of "us," the black boy would have been thrown on the ground, with guns drawn. ah, good old fashioned racism.

a chinese man trying to cut me off for a parking space: oh no you didn't. this chinese guy sees me waiting on this parking space. i got my blinker on and everything, but his ass rolls around to the left of my car, trying to cut me off. luckily the sistah pulling out of the space nodded and gave me this look like, "you want this spot?" i nodded back, and she backed up with enough room for me to get around jackie chan and take the space. good looking out, sistah!!! if i knew who you were, i'd send you a christmas card with a dollar in it.

the madness that was best buy: the parking lot is small as hell. and the parking spaces are single-sided, so that if you pull into a spot, somebody could possibly meet you on the other side to get the same space. my sister had to block off a old guy who thought he was gonna pull in front of us. no, sir. and because of the massive amount of people in the store, it took us over 30 minutes just to get one gift certificate.

too many people in popeyes: damn, everybody black and their mommas was in the chicken chain, trying to get as much yard bird as they could get. the line was back to the door. this was about 8:00 at night. i saw more chicken flying than in a chicken coop. love that chicken from popeyes.

okay, it's time for me to start wrapping these gifts. hope everybody loves what i got em. if not, take it back your damn self.

p.s. just kidding...i love xmas!